Gringo Bandito & Beer
Prairie Dog
Bloody Mary
Fletcher Dragge's "imfamous pepper belly"
Nick the Pirate's Buffalo Sloppin Sauce
Super Nachos
Guacamole
Brent's HabaƱero Omelet
Blag the Ripper's Carnitas Diablo
Exene's Deviled Eyes
WAF's "Greek Love" Quesadilla
Rick's Prison "Spread"
Quesadilla
Tostadas
Macho Machaca
Gringo Bandito's Secret Recipe Chili
"Chef Boy" Pasta
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)
Ramen Magnifico
Ghetto Pizza
Primo Chicharrones
Rick's Prison "Spread"
This is from when I was in prison.
What you'll need:- Top Ramen (1 package per person)
- Crunchy Cheetos
- Gringo Bandito hot sauce
- Other crap
- The main ingredient is Top Ramen soup. Crunch up the noodles and throw in the spices from the little packet. Don't worry about mixing flavors (it's all good). Pour noodles and spices into a trash bag.
- Now comes the fun part. You start adding all the stuff you like: cans of tuna, Gringo Bandito, flavored popcorn, crunchy cheetos, corn chips (don't use potato chips they'll get soggy), basically you throw in anything you can get, when you're in prison.
- Then add enough really hot water to cook the mess, tie the trash bag closed and let it cook.
- Then you "spread" a newspaper on a table and open up the trash bag. Everyone grabs a fork and you all stand around the spread, eating and talking about what you're in jail for.

